The Million Dollar Napkin

ONE LEFT

Introducing the Million Dollar Napkin. Seriously.

We present to you the Million Dollar Napkin – a napkin that does napkin things, but with a hefty price tag. Don't expect it to make your spills disappear or transform into a magical cleaning genie. It won't. It's just a napkin.

Crafted from the finest, regular, run-of-the-mill paper, this napkin is not infused with rare unicorn tears or the laughter of a thousand leprechauns. It won't grant you three wishes or enhance your culinary experience. It's literally just a napkin.

But why does it cost a million dollars, you ask? Frankly, we're not sure. Maybe it's the invisible aura of sophistication that surrounds it, or perhaps the fact that it doesn't apologise for being ridiculously expensive. There's no intricate backstory, no artisanal craftsmanship, and definitely no secret powers.

And here's the kicker – there is only ONE of these Million-Dollar Napkins left ever, and once they're gone, the store will close forever. It won't change your life, impress your friends, or upgrade your status. It folds, it wipes, and it's disposable. You could buy a lifetime supply of regular napkins for the same price, but where's the fun in that?

So, if you've got money to burn and a burning desire for an absurdly priced napkin, this is the one for you. It's not for everyone, and that's kind of the point. Because sometimes, you just want to wipe your mouth with a million-dollar bill – or at least something that costs as much.