The Ten-Thousand-Dollar Napkin

Alright, so you didn't hit the millionaire or even the hundred-thousandaire mark, but hey, life's a journey, right? If you find yourself in the unfortunate position of being unable to afford our pricier napkins, here's the Ten-Thousand Dollar Napkin – your consolation prize, we guess.

This napkin, believe it or not, is made from the same regular, unremarkable paper as our fancier options. There's no mythical aura, no extraordinary backstory, and definitely no secret powers. It's just a napkin, albeit one with a price tag that screams, "I tried."

We won't pretend this napkin will change your life or elevate your social status. It won't. It's simply a napkin, a tad more exclusive than the one-dollar variety but nowhere near the extravagance of our costlier offerings.

So, if you're okay with not breaking the bank and just want to dip your toe into the world of unnecessarily expensive napkins, this is your shot. It's a Ten-Thousand Dollar Napkin – because, well, we guess that's something.