Seriously.
We're selling a framed napkin for a million dollars. Call it novelty, art, whatever makes you feel better about dropping a million dollars on a napkin, it is just a regular napkin.
And yes, the price is real.
The Million Dollar Napkin
- A million dollars
- Only 1 remaining, ever
- Free shipping, obviously
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You may have some questions.
Why?
Why not? It's just a regular napkin, but with a price tag that screams, "I've got money to burn." We figured, if people can spend thousands on ripped jeans, why not go all out on a napkin? It's the pinnacle of unnecessary luxury, and we're unapologetically cashing in on the absurdity. So, if you're asking "why," we don't have a profound answer – it's just a million-dollar napkin because someone dared to dream, or maybe daydream.
Does this napkin come with a built-in money printer?
Nope, and if it did, we'd probably keep that feature to ourselves. It's just a napkin.
Will using this napkin grant me VIP access to exclusive parties?
Highly unlikely. It's a napkin, not a golden ticket. Parties may require actual social skills.
Can I get a refund if I accidentally spill my million-dollar coffee on it?
Afraid not. Spills are on you, and so is the million-dollar napkin. No refunds for caffeinated accidents.
Is the napkin resistant to tears?
No, and we're not talking about emotional ones. It's just regular paper – handle with care or bring a backup.
Can I claim tax deductions for my million-dollar napkin purchase?
Nice try, but no. The IRS isn't likely to be impressed with your definition of a "business expense." It's just a napkin, not a tax loophole.
Can I resell this napkin for two million dollars?
Good luck with that. Once you buy it, it's yours, but we doubt the resale market for million-dollar napkins is booming.
Remember, it's just a napkin – albeit an absurdly expensive one.